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Welcome to my wacky fun page!
O.K., so maybe I'm not the world's most polished HTML slinger, but hey, are you? Maybe I'm just here fooling around, but just maybe I've got a crazy scheme percolating in my fevered brain pan. Mock me if you will, but I'll have you know that I thrive on mockery, especially with a side dish of sarcastic insults.
So tour my pages, laugh at my muse, and spend your time in general frivolity. I will make no attempt to stop you, nay, I will but in fact welcome you. Here is the wonder of the ages, my friends, bask in it's glory. Who are you to say what is here, and I can prove it was there.
The preceding was a demonstration of the wonderful prose you too can learn from the Edward D. Wood, Jr. School of Writing. In just three short hours you can be garbling syntax and spouting inane metaphors with the best of them. Call now!
Chris Van Doren's Brown Bag Page
This is a good buddy of mine's amazingly detailed and huge page! Just kidding! Actually he only just put it up, but he's a graphics wizard, so maybe if you shame him into it, he'll make it real cool real soon! Visit early, visit often!
If you really need to tell me how cool my page is, then mail me, Jason Geyer, at wvjgg@ttacs.ttu.edu
Don't forget to send along the Tabasco. 
I would tell you how many other people have been here, but I am way too lazy to count the millions passing by.
Well, Okay, just this once. This many people have been here:
All images of Uncle Grim,Happy Cat, and Muddy © Jason Geyer 1994; All
other images copyright the respective creators.